Here's a sample:
No more awkward first dates
No more having 'the talk' (or 'the email') with friends I've fallen in love with
I can watch embarrassing tv without fear of judgment
I can do all the traveling I want and not worry about whether my partner wants to go too
Also it would be much less expensive to go anywhere
I can spend my money on anything at all that appeals to me
I can just appreciate my body for what it is instead of what it isn't
I can live wherever the hell I want
No more awkward sex discussions
I can just stay home and enjoy my homebodiness instead of forcing myself to get out and meet people
I can be a giant feminist harpy without caring about coming off as a 'man hater'
Now I'm kind of looking forward to spinsterhood. It sounds fricking awesome :D
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